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Monday, January 28, 2008

How Not to Win A Tournament

How Not to Win at FoxwoodsSundays schedule.

  1. 4:00a.m wake up at 4am even though alarm is set for 7

  2. 7:45 Pick up RakeFeeder

  3. 7:55 Get that feeling like I am going to puke. We are in Dunkin Donuts Parking Lot.

  4. 7:57 Drink a Coke stomach settles down.

  5. 9:10 Arrive at Foxwoods and get signed up for tourney.

  6. 9:30 Sit down at 1/2 nl. I get nothing Playable and lose 8 bucks before the Tourney.

  7. 9:59 Sit Down at Tourney Table. I have RakeFeeder to my Immediate Right.

  8. 10:00 Get dealt First Hand and BUST OUT.

  9. 10:15 Play 1/2 for the Rest of the Day.

  10. 9:00 Leave Foxwoods Down $30


What can I say other than I am a DONKEY who brutally misplayed the first hand I saw in the tourney and got knocked out as GIGLI in a 200+ person $100 tournament.

First let me say that the way they do the seating is fucked up at Foxwoods. RakeFeeder and I signed up and got assigned seats 4+5 at the same table. We were at 2 different windows. They claim to have random seating but this is the 2nd time this has happened.

OK I had AQo in utg+2 RakeFeeder had told me that the person in the 5 seat was very raisy daisy so I limped along with utg for 50 and seat 5 proceeded to raise to 150. UTG made the call and I called. We saw a Flop of Q8x, utg and I checked to raisey daisy and he leads for 350, utg raises to 900 and HERE IS WHERE I FUCKED UP. I just called trying to get tricky and trap RD. Mr RD folds and the Turn is a 6, utg leads for 1600 and I reraise to 3200. He pushes for like 600 more and flips over 86 for a turned 2 pair, No Ace or Queen on the river and I am GIGLI.

This was a Group Outing for the HPT. RakeFeeder and Biggestron were in attendance along with Ittolm who is the HPT commissioner and 6-7 others. My Man ScottyDawg came in 5th place for a nice payday. ScottyDawg seems to do well at casino tourneys. He has gone deep in both the Foxwoods and the Cesears Tourneys.

I Played 1/2 pretty much from 10:30 till about 8. I ended up down 30 for the day. I could have been up 200 or so but lost a huge 3 way pot when my flopped K high flush. Got caught by the guy playing A6o caught his spade on the turn to scoop a 500+ pot. So instead of being up a lot I was now down 50. I had bought in for 200. I got up from this table and went to find RakeFeeder who was now out of the tourney and playing 1/2. I managed to snag a seat at his table at the opposite end from him. He is in the 2 and I am in the 8.

I have like $156 when I sit down at his table and the First hand I get AK. I limp cause the guy in seat 10 is on something. He is very Aggitated and he raises and gets 3 callers including myself. Flop comes K high and it checks to him and he immediately Fires a Bet for 26. He gets called by the 1 seat then it folds to me. The 1 seat is one of those players who takes his time at the table. He probably take 30 seconds to a minute to make his decisions. Well after seat 10 raised he tanks for a minute and seat ten glares at me and he is Banging his chips on the Table.
He then Jumps up and wants to call time on seat 1. But he keeps staring me down. RakeFeeder is looking at me funny wondering what I have. So the Floor comes over and Puts seat 1 on the clock and I stand up to Look at the Board since I am in the 8 and the floor guy yells at me to Sit down cause me standing up could be construed as an act of intimidation.
So seat 1 calls I then ask the floor if I can stand and look now. Check the board look at the 10 seat who is staring at me and reraise to 75. I don't think he is that strong. He is trying way to hard to get me out. He then ReReraises All in which Covers me. Seat 1 folds and I Make the Call and he flips over K8 and My Ace kicker is Good. Back to Even for the Day.

I don't like Calling his Allin with just AK but he was so agitated it made it a really easy call since I bought in short.

This guy then goes on MAJOR TILT and spews another 100 or so onto the table raising almost every hand for the next 15 min. Too bad I couldn't get the rest of his money. This was at like 2:45P.M and RakeFeeder and I sat there till about 8:30. He atleast had the good sense to go Eat some food. I Just sat there and Churned for the Next 5+ hours ending my day down 30.

Table selection is so important at Foxwoods. My first table was a bunch of Grinders 4-5 who had all been siting there for 4+ hours already with pretty big stacks RakeFeeder had come over and warned me about 1 of them. The 2nd table was more Donks like Me. At one Point we were Joined By our friend D, She plays mostly limit but I think that after yesterday she might not be going back. She played well and left the table up some.

Wow I think this might be my longest post ever.
Sorry for anyone who read the whole thing.

Tonight is the MATH, I will not be playing since I am not a big fan of 6max.

Peace
Billy
Drop The Hammer

Friday, December 28, 2007

Get some Donkey Poker tonight


Home Game Fun Tonight! The Hpt Tour is having another Tourney tonight. There will be 4 Bloggers there tonight with Rake Feeder, Biggerston and Poker Dave with myself being 4. I also have a old family friend coming so this should be a fun night with meeting another local blogger. PokerDave is coming maybe someday I will get to meet the other Dave from Mass or Sir Waffles.


Fun game lots of bad players but quite a few good ones. The host gives us a Good structure to start. so dealing with the good players which Rakefeeder and Biggestro are 2 and the host is another. there are a few utterly terrible players also. I mean these folks make us bloggers look like geniuses.

Calling all the way down with bottom pair on a flushed board Priceless, But you also can't bluff the UnBluffable and there are a few of them there. But isn't that what you really want people who will put it in with the worst just cause they feel lucky? You know the ones they play almost every hand. There's always atleast 1 in every game.

But then having to deal with Players like RakeFeeder and Biggestro and Ittolm (the host) and Dave among others is tough too. Biggestro is Good I had to suckout on him last time. Funny thing is I didn't even know till he pointed it out to me. Thanks B.

hope everyone has a great nite tonight. Be safe this holiday weekend.




And don't forget to watch the Game, You know which game atleast you can tell your grandchildren that you saw it. You might not see another Perfect 16-0 regular season for awhile.
If the weather is good the pats should roll over the giants who really have nothing to play for other than Pride but that isn't going to help them next week so we shall see who plays and for how long.

Peace
Billy

Monday, December 24, 2007

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

Riverchasers Donkage

I think i lasted all of 10 hands.

QQ < AA on a flop of 699 all the money went in on the turn.

My QQ didn't improve and I am out 2nd Gigili.

ohh well, I love the comment in chat by Piratelawyer about 1 pair being good.


Peace

Thursday, November 01, 2007

I am King of the Donks

Yes I am a Donk, A thought on Table talk.Ok So open shoving with 55 is not a good idea when You have an above average stack. It is funny that the conversation in the Irc window was about getting bored mid stage in a MTT and then I go and do something so fucking stupid it is sad.
I have a hard enough time playing good in the first place but then to go do something like that just angers me beyond words.

Congrats to this Friend of Luckos
for taking down the Mookie and a seat in the TOC.

Now on to my Rant for today.

Kattitude said this
1. Presto is not gold. In fact, it is quite the opposite.(wwonka)
2. JJ is OK indeed.
3. AA is not.
4. Those who donk off a massive, huge lead are really no better than the donks they mock on a regular basis. So stop throwing stones from your glass house.


Hmm I wonder who she is talking about? could it be KOD? who after I donked off my stack had a HUGE stack but was gone way before the money??




Your favorite Cartoonist DuggleBogey had this to say.
"When you get knocked out of a tournament on a bad beat, that's when your true character comes out.

Some people seem to think that when they lose their temper and start calling names, that's somehow acceptable because theres some sort of grace period after they lose.

But they've got it backwards. They'd have you believe that they are actually very nice people, but once in a while an asshole part of them comes out under some circumstances.

But they're actually full of shit. They are REALLY that asshole. That's their real self, hiding behind the facade all that time. The nice guy act is so that people will interact with them at all. This is especially true if they want something from you.

Just remember, when someone acts like a real jerkoff after getting a bad beat, they're not acting."


The Best BasketBall coach I ever had stressed the point that you win with class and you lose with class.
My Grandmother used to tell me when I was dating to watch how the girls treated the waitress.
cause this is a demonstration of their true character. It is alot like How you lose is more important than how you win.

No one likes to lose especially not to a bad beat but show some class folks. Win with class lose with class then no one can
ever wonder about you.

I was wrong for calling out MiamiDon last week for his comments at the table. But I find that this type of talk is
not acceptable. I highly doubt he would say this stuff to someone at a live tourney if he wanted to keep all his teeth in his mouth.
so why is it acceptable online when playing with friends and acquaintances?

Tonight is the Riverchasers tourney at 9 on Full Tilt Poker. see you there.


Drop the Hammer

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Can u say Bubble???


I Actually played good for a change and made the final table, If bayne hadn't sucked out on my i would have been in real good shape but that is how it goes.


I was happy when we flipped em over but it ended there. that hand would have put me into the top 3 in chips.

here is the suckout of the night for me all the money went in on the flop.


Had some fun Railing this assclowns table. He took a brutal suckout and didnt really respond to my taunting. too bad. He might try to learn some humility since he is criticizing some pretty damm good players. Like I said I will put my money on Hoyazo in a HU match with him anyday.

Redsox-Yankees this weekend should be fun.
I am Disappointed that they aren't pitching clemens this weekend but they probably don't want him to get knocked around in his first start.

The RedSox are 13.5 games up and it isn't june yet. I think it is going to be along summer in NY.
I guess the yanks are so bad the Papers have to resort to have a photographer follow Arod and his Hookers around.

Does anyone else think he will look good in a Redsox Uniform next year? I do.

Bring on the Yanks they are looking old and they are Playing like a bunch of Pussies\

peace
Billyb

Monday, May 28, 2007

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That about sums it up for me.

15 fucking minutes thats how long I lasted tonight.

Atleast I will get a good nights sleep tonight.

Missed my flush draw and didnt Put the Other Wonka on a Flopped flush and when my st8 card hit the river I lost my fucking mind. Doh!

Tough table to start but that is why I look forward
I didnt get a shot of my Idiocy but I got a nice shot of my last hand.


I almost thought I was going to win for a Second but then Fulltilt didn't let me down.



All I can say is Atleast I wasn't Gigli.

I want to go to this place.

Peace
Billyb




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Sunday, April 29, 2007

I am The DONKEY KING!!!!!!!




7:54
Wow that didn't take me Very Fucking long now did it?
Donked my way out with Ac Kd, Fuck me I am an Idiot sometimes.
Here is the HH if you care too see my Complete Donkishnes.


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $40/$80
9 players
Converter


Stack sizes:
Donkey: $2680
UTG+1: $2475
MP1: $2225
MP2: $3305
MP3: $4020
CO: $2185
Button: $3743
SB: $3290
BB: $3940


Pre-flop: (9 players) Donkey is UTG with :ac :kd
Donkey calls $80 (pot was $120), UTG+1 calls $80 (pot was $200), MP1 folds, MP2 calls $80 (pot was $280), MP3 raises to $520, 4 folds, Donkey raises all-in $2680, 2 folds, MP3 calls $2160 (pot was $3480).


Flop: :5h :4s :4c ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)
Turn: :jc ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)
River: :3c ($5640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $5640)

Results:
Final pot: $5640
Donkey showed Ac Kd
MP3 showed Js Jd

Fuck me I know better than this. But how do you think I came up with the title.
Ohh yeah and thanks FTP for seating my directly to the right of this Aggressive Monkey. Don't you Know Someone as Weak/Tight as I can't sit next to someone like that.

Always fun to donate to a good cause Like a blogger playing a wsop event.

Does Joe Torre get fired this week?

Have a great Week.

Peace
Billyb

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