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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

BoDog Blogger tourney and So Called LUCK Series.


tonight at 9:05 on Bodog and 9 on Full Tilt.

I am defending champ in the Bodonkey So bow Down Biatches.

Fulltilt Bonus Code: 72HAMMER

Monday, December 24, 2007

Deep in Daily Double A






2:40 out 3rd. Let my say Thanks to Zeem for railing my and giving me his advice. He reminded me to stay aggressive.

I also Cashed in Daily Double B so I should have alittle more coming.

2:39 down to 3.



2:27 i am 5/5 with T160k

Its 2 :17 currently down to 6, I am in 4th with T202,584


Its 1:25 and I have T304,092 at the break. I am in first place with 16 left.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

24k Goodness Courtesey of Full Tilt


All the Money went in on the Turn. I didn't think he had much from watching his previous play


FullTiltPoker Game #4558765650: $24,000 Guarantee (33979361), Table 48 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:50:36 ET - 2007/12/19
Seat 1: frotodod (2,310), is sitting out
Seat 2: wwonka69 (2,320)
Seat 3: RollaMag (7,730)
Seat 5: polarjoe (9,150)
Seat 6: PassThaSHUGA (2,745)
Seat 7: gomez300 (4,768)
Seat 8: MaKinMoNeY76 (1,560)
Seat 9: PIMPOFDAYEAR (3,555)
PassThaSHUGA posts the small blind of 40
gomez300 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wwonka69 [Ks Kc]
MaKinMoNeY76 folds
frotodod raises to 240
wwonka69 calls 240
RollaMag folds
polarjoe folds
dantziraz sits down
dantziraz adds 3,555
PassThaSHUGA has 15 seconds left to act
PassThaSHUGA folds
gomez300 folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Jc 8c]
frotodod has 15 seconds left to act
frotodod bets 600
wwonka69 has 15 seconds left to act
wwonka69 calls 600
*** TURN *** [5s Jc 8c] [Ts]
frotodod bets 1,470, and is all in
wwonka69 calls 1,470
frotodod shows [Ad 9h]
wwonka69 shows [Ks Kc]
*** RIVER *** [5s Jc 8c Ts] [Qd] (FUCK ME)
frotodod shows a straight, Queen high
wwonka69 shows a pair of Kings
frotodod wins the pot (4,740) with a straight, Queen high
The blinds are now 50/100
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,740 | Rake 0Publish Post
Board: [5s Jc 8c Ts Qd]
Seat 1: frotodod showed [Ad 9h] and won (4,740) with a straight, Queen highPublish Post
Seat 2: wwonka69 showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings


Thank you Full Tilt Poker for that Ass Raping. I mean come on. Why Reward such Recockuosly Bad Play.


Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Hump Day! Get Off my Back Please


Hump Day well get off me will ya"Where is the moment we needed the most
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day"


Hump day today. Somedays you just know everything is not going to go your way.
It certainly feels like hump day it with snow on the way. the way my luck is going the kids will have thursday off which means no Day Off for me Fucksticks.

Reading all the terriffic trip reports fills me with all kinds of emotions.
Hate (that i am not there), Anger (that i am not there), Pity (Poor Me I couldn't go), Envy (why them and not me).

It sounds like everyone had a Great time. With No one getting Robbed or rolled by hookers for their Role.

Played the Bodonkey last night and we had 32 peeps come out. Nice to see the Numbers go up.
Charter Cable has been sucking like Monica Lewinsky lately and my internet kept cutting out for 5-10 minutes at a time. Managed to keep my sdtack at 3k by the break only to run into this cooler.

had 96 in the BB 2 limpers flop comes 679, Check call by me 6 on the turn check Jam by me villian has 77 and No 9 comes on the River and I am down to 125 chips and out in like 5 hands.

Does anyone else NOT go broke there?


Mookie tonight at 1opm on Full Tilt. Only 3 chance left to win a TOC seat or to get the points neccesary to make the FreeRoll.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Battle of the Bloggers




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Beginning Sunday, October 21st, Full Tilt Poker brings you the Battle of the Bloggers Tournament Series.

Running four nights per week through Sunday, December 16th, this series gives you the chance to participate in some of the most popular blogger-hosted events online, and to compete for an incredible $18K Aussie Millions prize package.

Each double stack, No-Limit Hold 'em tourney is hosted by a different blogger, and the winners of each individual event will all earn seats in our Tournament of Champions where they'll get to play for the poker trip of a lifetime to the Aussie Millions.

Use the special passwords to enter as many tournaments as you can handle - go for tournament cash and your chance to play poker with the pros Down Under.

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Check out the Tournament results
Write Your Way to Australia

Because the only thing bloggers enjoy as much as playing poker is writing about poker, we're offering two free seats at the Tournament of Champions for the two bloggers who write the best posts about Aussie Millions.

Look into the future - how did the Battle of the Bloggers end? What happened at the Aussie Millions Tournament? Who were the victors and who were the defeated? What happened away from the tables in Melbourne? Your job is to create a completely fictional blog post reporting "what happened" during the 2008 Aussie Millions Poker Championship. You are only limited by your imagination.

Show us why you're the blogger who should join Team Full Tilt for the largest poker tournament in the Southern Hemisphere. We want to hear what you've got that makes you the best person to head Down Under. This is how you make it happen:

* Write the post
* Include the following 2 links in your post:
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poker
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Join the Battle of the Bloggers and write your way to a shot at the poker trip of a lifetime.

The deadline for submissions is Midnight ET, Wednesday, December 12th. The two winners will be chosen at the sole discretion of Full Tilt Poker based on content and style.

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Monday, October 08, 2007

Math Pimpage


Hey Come join all the cool bloggers tonight at the Math tourney.
I won't be there since I am busto on FTP. Bodog has been good lately though.

hope everyone has fun.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Presto is Not Gold


OK I won't Lie this one hurt. All the Money went in on the flop for all 3 players.
I think the RNG at Full Tilt Poker really does Hate Me.

I mean is this Not a Total Ass Raping? This one is for Fuel.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fullt Tilt Poker Fucks A DonKey!!!




Now this just really pisses me off. I Was playing well Tonight It was Early in the BBT FreeRoll But I was
IN FIRST PLACE. Now I Know that I am more than capable of Donking it off real quick, I was also deep in the 24k 30 off the money when FullTilt Poker decided to Fuck a Donkey, They Crashed. then they made us all hang around for and hour before they canceled
the tourney.



http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/tourrules.php

31.2. If the tournament had not yet reached the money - All players still in the tournament at the time of the cancellation will be refunded their tournament buy-in and tournament fee. Players will have their buy-ins refunded in the same currency they used to enter the tournament (real money, tokens, etc.), unless they earned their entry through a satellite, in which case, they will be refunded the standard buy-in for the tournament. In addition, the buy-ins of players already eliminated from the tournament will be divided up and distributed to the remaining players, based on their chip counts. Guarantees and money added to the prize pool will not be included in the player payouts.

So the way the rules read I should get some money for being in first in the BBT.
Restarting the tourney from the beginning would be a complete joke since People would get a 2nd chance (waffles). So Lets see how long (read Never) till I get my money for my chip equity?

What other Fair solution is there?

I seemed to get fucked in the 24k having just lost a pot to bring me down to 5k and since they are award money based on chipcounts I seemed to get the short end whereas My man Bcbombers was in 20 something place got like 14th place money. so not really sure how they do it but he got 200+ and I only got 50 including my buyin back.

I will add that Full Tilt was fantastic for giving allowing us to run the BBT challenge and giving us all the rake back. It was a novel Idea and They do deserve Props for that.


Peace
billyb

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