Jennifer tilly at the wsop

Jennifer Tilly is shorter than I thought.
She is Also Smoking hot with a

Big set of Boobies.

I actually stood next to her at this years wsop.
she was standing around with Her Gay lookin boyfriend. and I walked up and said Congrats on winning the ladys event and asked if I could see the Bracelet. So she is letting me Hold her hand as I check it out and I looked at her and Said

I LOVED YOU IN BOUND. Which has the best Lesbo scene in any movie that isn't XXX.

she just kinda looked at me a smiled and said thank you.

My Brother couldn't believe I actually said that to her. But why not she is an actress and I am sure she likes to get compliments on her acting Right???

Stacking Midget's

That's Right I am Finally trying to stack the Midgets. Midget Sit N Go's that is.

I am only doing 4 right now they are 6.50 each.
and By stacking you put them right on top of each other. so you only see the top one.
It is interesting since you dont get to see the results since you often have a turn at another table.
so its not so awful when you lose since you don't focus on it since u are playing another hand.

out 6th in the first 1 AJ ran into 77 who made a Full house on the river.
out 4th in the 2nd
out in 2nd in the 3rd one and we played HU for a good 10 min or so.
1st in the last one

I will try this again. I think I like it.

OK its 1 am and I can't sleep so Lets try 4 more.
The results aren't as good this time
7
5
2
4

ok i need to do better than this that is for sure.



peace

Hammer Photo's

here is falstaff dropping the hammer
But he tried one time too many










here is BoobieLover giving it to me Playing HU.

This one is the Final Table Of Wwdn.

this is one of my best hammers yet.

Hope you liked em I will post more shortly.

NEVER STOP DROPPING THE HAMMER.

Peace
Billyb

My Kingdom for a coinflip

why is it that I can't seem to win 1 fuckin coinflip when it counts?????
I know I know I am not really complaining it just seems like i am taking my share of getting kicked in the junk. I am not actually talking about coinflips I am talking about when you get it in ahead and someone pulls on out of thier ASS.

Played 3+ hours of solid poker in the DADI5 event only to catch someone on a steal and what they do is knock me pretty much out of the tourney with the following hand.
This is just so frustrating to me since you play well for 3+ hours only to have someone make a borderline move since I had been pretty tight and they suck out.

Now when this hand happened we were down to 2 tables so it is pretty tight going with most of the players left are pretty solid. I guess I know how C.J. feels since I have laid some pretty bad beats on him. but never this close to the final table.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: HTML)

UTG (t11854)
UTG+1 (t21659)
Hero (t12977)
MP2 (t13798)
CO (t31636)
Button (t28078)
SB (t6409)
BB (t12980)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Ad, Ah.

UTG raises to t1800, 1 fold, MPA raises to t3000, 5 folds, UTG raises to t11804, Hero calls t8804.

Flop: (t23908) Kd, 7c, Jc (2 players)
Turn: (t23908) Ks (2 players)
River: (t23908) 6d (2 players)
Final Pot: t23908
Results in white below:
UTG has Kc Qs (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has Ad Ah (two pair, aces and kings).

Outcome: UTG wins t23908.


CONGRATS TO Tony soprano for winning a Wsop seat.


I said during the tourney that I think this is one of the Harder Fields of players to Navigate thru even when you consider all the Hammer Drops. I mean most of the people have a clue how to play the game and This is one of the few tourneys you will play that half the field isn't knocked out before the first break. This is Probably not the Most +ev tourney I can find But I do find it gives me confidence that If I can play well against this Diverse(tricky) and Accomplished group of players that I have some sort of clue.


peace
billyb

DADI 5

No Wwdn next tuesday, Instead I will be playing the DADI5 .

come join the fun with one of the tougher short fields of poker players you can find.

someone is going to win a wsop seat.

Foxwoods

Last thursday My Man Rob was home on leave for the last time before shipping off to Iraq and he wanted to gamble, So 5 of us headed down to foxwoods for their 7pm $100 tourney.

Things started off slowly at my table. Had one guy push his stack (1500) into a 50 pot. Nice hand sir, Needless to say He busted about 10 min later when he did it again and someone caught a set.
I busted shortly after when my TPTK lost to a rivered set.

I put my name on the list for 4/8 and got a seat about 10 min later when they started a new table.
This was table was brutal 5-7 people seeing flops. Raises got no respect at all. AA no good KK no good. I did not get (1) hand that I could raise with in the first hour and a half. I finally get one and get 5 callers what does the winner flip over???? 92s yeah thats right nice hand sir.

only down 40 after 1:30 my buddies got me to signup for a $80 sng which they run when the fill up.

table was a mix
seat 1 was a young kid who played solid.
seat 2 big fat guy
seat 3 me My friend Mike (solid player)
seat 4, My friend Mike (solid player)
seat5,6,7 Jags
seat 8 was my friend Mark
seat 9 was a jag
seat 10 was Typical cool college kid (CCK) with IPOD and hoodie.

I was going to be patient since I know that some of these people would be in a hurry to get chips or go home.

the CCK was playing any 2 cards and took 2 people out when he called an AI J4 and caught.
Somewhat amusing to watch the guy he busted mutter to himself J4? you called with J4.

right after this happened the 1 seat took down 2 people, So the 1 and 10's had about half the chips on the table.

Now here is where it gets interesting. The ten seat Leans back and says to the 1 seat. You and I wont play till we make the money. Now I waited for the dealer to say something and I waited and waited but she said nothing.

Now we get down to 4 people.

the 1 seat big stack
me in the 3's
mark in the 8's
and the CCK in the 10's with a big stack

I am just trying to outlast Mark to make the money.
when the CCK raises and the 1 seat comes over the top.
the CCK leans back
and Says I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO PLAY EACH OTHER.
Now the kid in the 1 seat never said anything to the CCK when he suggested they soft play each other.
I waited about 30 sec's for the dealer to say knock it off But she didnt so I did. I told the kid to shut up and play. He then asked me what he did and I told him that he was openly colluding and that it was not allowed. I should have called the floor. the dealer never said one word nice job running the game. After I settled down I ended up taking third after Mark made a weak ass min raise and got called by both big stacks and then checked the flop. and got bet into by the CCK.

I then got it in with KJ and busted 3rd. to the 1 seat who ended up taking it down. thank god.
so +50 on the sng.

well I wandered Back over to the any 2 will do 4/8 table and took an open seat and Procceded to recover my $40 before I gave 20 back.

so I ended the night down 70 which isn't tooo bad.

The New room at foxwoods is Huge they must have 120+ tables but some are seperated which is nice.

peace
Billyb

This is what I call an Ass Whooping.

Look at the Ass Whooping I am Putting on my buddy Mark. there hasn't been a beating like this since Tina left Ike.

I am going to get the trophy this year in my league. Ship it.

peace
billyb

ITMFA

ITMFA:

everyone get your shirt, hat or button.

funny how one person lied about getting a blow job and congress feels the need to impeach him.

The other lied about the reasons for going to war and authorized the leak of a CIA operatives name. Which by the way is an ACT OF TREASON.

But we wouldn't want to give Our Brilliant Comander in Chief a hard time would we? Nah he is doing such a great job that he gets a free pass.