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Saturday, November 10, 2007

20K on Bodog

Fuck Me. out in 61st place. AK v 88.

11:03 Just doubled up to 25k with 75 left. I might have a shot.

10:54 T12881 first time above average with 88 left.

10:48 still in the 20k up to T9506 with average being T10,700. I have not been above average all night but I have been able to steal and squeeze my way to 9k. with 99 players left. 36 get paid.
Mofo_69 on bodog come say high.

9:30 Playing the 20k on bodog missed pretty much the entire first hour but because Bodog has the best structure i was onlydown to T2680 which aint great but fine shape.

Difference between Women and Men

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!"
There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
T he 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

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Friday, November 09, 2007

Hand To think about?

LJ posted this hand on her Blog. She thinks she made a bad fold.

I commented on her Blog that I was amazed she made this fold. I have seen her make some Bad (IMHO) calls without a moments thought and here she folded the 2nd nut flush to my push on the river?

Full Tilt Poker Game #4103768952: The Mookie - Loretta Wynn (30733111), Table 11 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:58:24 ET - 2007/11/07
Seat 1: whiskigrl (2,420)
Seat 2: AgSweep (2,185)
Seat 3: UnTiltable15 (4,150)
Seat 4: Schaubs (1,930)
Seat 5: cardgrrl (2,980)
Seat 6: wwonka69 (4,565)
Seat 7: Loretta8 (7,110), is sitting out
Seat 8: pvanharibo (5,185)
Seat 9: chrispy2005 (2,130)
chrispy2005 posts the small blind of 50
whiskigrl posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pvanharibo [Kd Qc]
AgSweep folds
Loretta8 has reconnected
UnTiltable15 folds
Loretta8 has returned
Schaubs has 15 seconds left to act
Schaubs folds
cardgrrl folds
wwonka69 has 15 seconds left to act
Loretta8: stupid comcast
Loretta8: wanted to c/r there
wwonka69 raises to 300
Loretta8 folds
pvanharibo calls 300
chrispy2005 folds
cardgrrl: I had 2 pair
whiskigrl calls 200
*** FLOP *** [7h Tc 8c]
cardgrrl: you?
whiskigrl checks
wwonka69 checks
pvanharibo checks
*** TURN *** [7h Tc 8c] [Ac]
Loretta8: yay comcast
whiskigrl checks
Loretta8: lol
cardgrrl: :)
wwonka69 has 15 seconds left to act
wwonka69 checks
pvanharibo checks
Loretta8: i had a pair and a straight draw
*** RIVER *** [7h Tc 8c Ac] [5c]
whiskigrl checks
wwonka69 has 15 seconds left to act
Loretta8: i run so good i would have hit though
wwonka69 bets 4,265, and is all in
pvanharibo has 15 seconds left to act
pvanharibo has requested TIME
cardgrrl: I run so bad I'd have never made my boat
pvanharibo folds
whiskigrl folds
Uncalled bet of 4,265 returned to wwonka69
wwonka69 mucks
wwonka69 wins the pot (950)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 950 | Rake 0
Board: [7h Tc 8c Ac 5c]
Seat 1: whiskigrl (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: AgSweep didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: UnTiltable15 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Schaubs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: cardgrrl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: wwonka69 collected (950), mucked
Seat 7: Loretta8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: pvanharibo (button) folded on the River
Seat 9: chrispy2005 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Like I posted in the comments on her Blog. what should I do there? I didn't think she was strong and If I check to her she likely tries to take this pot away from me.

Anyone else have any comments.

I guess I am just that bad that A hand like this keeps her up at night.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

77 Points Are you Kidding me ?

77 points thats all the celtics could manage to score. thats Pathetic. they beat the Denver Nuggetts by 39 points.

Wait it's only the Half. Yeah thats right its only half time and they are up 39.
Man does this Celtics team look frighteningly good. Lets hope they stay healthy.

damm 50 mins till the mookie.

Paranoid Not I

I Don't want to come off as Paranoid but can anyone who doesn't live in Indianapolis tell me they thought the Refs did a good job last sunday?

NBC Sports has written a very interesting article about last sundays game.

"Head referee John Parry’s crew was beyond bad in the Patriots 24-20 win. New England had a franchise record 10 penalties for 146 yards. And it wasn’t just the calls but the non-calls as well.

I counted eight blatant mistakes that went against New England (I’m not counting the pregame coin flip Parry had to do twice because he dropped the coin) each of differing severity."

1. Two officials with an unimpeded view of the play rule Colts receiver Aaron Moorehead in bounds on a first-quarter reception even though his left foot landed entirely out of bounds. How do they miss this one? 2 refs not even one and the one that was behind the play was waving his arms for no catch.

2. A neutral zone infraction on the Patriots in the first quarter that gave the Colts a first down on third-and-2. Two Patriots flinched at the same time and readjusted while a Colts offensive lineman jumped. It didn’t appear either got into the neutral zone.

3. Colts' tight end Dallas Clark hauling down Patriots safety Rodney Harrison in the end zone, preventing a chance at an interception. Ok this was Blatant Offensive Pass Interference but was not called.

4. An inadvertent flag on New England for having offensive lineman Russ Hochstein lined up as an eligible receiver despite the fact the announcement was made before the play that Hochstein was eligible.

5. A 40-yard pass interference penalty on Patriots corner Ellis Hobbs despite his picture-perfect coverage against Reggie Wayne. Are you kidding me he was in Perfect position and was looking for the Ball and they still make this terrible call. and give the colts first and goal.

6. A defensive holding (or pass interference) non-call on Colts linebacker Gary Brackett as he covered New England running back Kevin Faulk. This is the one that made everyone sit up seems Both teams are not playing by the same set of rules. Since the Defender has his arm around Faulk and spun him before the ball got there.

7. A phantom offensive pass interference call on Patriots' receiver Randy Moss inside the Colts 10. I would love to hear the Official explain this call since moss never touched the defender

8. A block in the back by Colts wide receiver Moorehead on Patriot Rashad Baker during Joseph Addai’s 73-yard touchdown reception.

I am not going to go on a rant about how the Refs were trying to Job the Patriots and How this game wouldn't have been close if they hadn't.
Maybe one of them had Bet on the Colts and was purposely kept the score down ala Tim Donaghy.
Go ahead and say it couldn't happen that is what the NBA was saying about 6 months ago.

"Finally, we have the fact that the Patriots’ coach-to-quarterback wireless communication went out on the game’s first series and was “a problem from the first series,” according to Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.

Here we have a confluence of suspicions. After the taping scandal, it was noted by some teams (Jacksonville specifically) that, while playing in New England, their coach-to-quarterback communication went out. That added another layer of skepticism to how the Patriots do their business. Now that the Patriots have had their communication jammed in the home stadium of their nemesis the Colts, there’s a question of whether Indy was behind it. Or are the Patriots so full of guile that they’d pretend it was malfunctioning just to cast aspersions on the Colts?"

Then we have the Colts artificially pumping up the Volume which is against league rules,
Do they get fined? do they lose a draft pick? NO. why cause Bill Polian is on the competition committee and that is that.

The good news for the NFL is the Patriots will not win a game this week only because they have a bye. But make no mistake they are going to Run the Table and get rid of the Notion that the Patriots will rest their players the last few weeks.

The Nfl and all the Naysayers have made it personal and the patriots are out to prove that they are the Best of all time. Regardless of what Don Shula wants to think. Hmm you would think the dolphins Never broke the rules. But they Tampered to get shula in the first place and lost their first round pick as a result.

Well thats it for today. say it with me 16-0.

See you at the Mookie tonight.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Are you kidding me?

Wow that was a Great game between the 2 best teams in the League. The Patriots were Lucky to scrape out a win against the Colts today.

Not that the Ref's Helped the Patriots at all with some Bad Calls against them.
But a win is a Win and the Patriots go to the Bye at 9-0.

The Colts defense is better than I thought and they should be there at the end to play once more.

more tommorrow.


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